Entry: expect major delays Sunday, June 20, 2004



so a couple weekends ago dez gave me this little mini notepad thing.  its bright blue and coiled and on the front it has the word "velociraptor" and also a drawing of what i guess is a dinosaur.  it's face is very evil looking, with lots of sharp teeth and a glary-eye, and it appears very, very angry.  the body, however, is bright yellow with sortof leopard spots all over it, and so the whole tough look kinda fell through.  all in all its a very silly dino.  so dez pulls it out of her purse and hands it to me and says, "this is you in dinosaur form".  dez always sees right through me, like a piece of cellophane.

okay, so this is my question:  if a person shaves her head, is she liable to grow back hair in an entirely new way?  like...suddenly curly or red or something?  or both?  if anyone has any experience in this department, please, enlighten me.

one day last summer, as i flew to ontariario, i talked with a boy who is maybe a man, and he remarked on how explicit sexual literature/photographs/videos were said to be "for adults" and contain "mature themes".  we both agreed that is ridiculous.  what's so mature about watching other people have sex?  and why does being an adult give a person permission to behave like a child?  theres just nothing manly about maxim.

hey, so, it being fathers day and all, id just like to point out that my dad is my most preferred human, not always for company, but definitely for quality.

1, 2, 3, *awwwww*.  come on, say it with me now.

today i dressed up in a mascot costume and gave out balloons.  yes, this IS something i do on my spare time.

   2 comments

fil
June 21, 2004   11:34 AM PDT
 
yes, well...i actually do dress up as a mascot. the kids love me. although i kmade 3 of them cry yesterday, just by looking at them. though i dont think i was wearing the costume at that point.
Greg
June 21, 2004   10:01 AM PDT
 
Sometimes I get dressed up as a clown and wander the streets, handing out balloons. Everyone just looks at me funny, and runs away. I wonder why...

Okay, that didn't really happen. Sounds good, though.

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