Entry: points required Friday, June 25, 2004



realization of the day:  although we may be pro at writing sunday-school versions of popular glamrock classics, dez and i should never, ever, EVER attempt collaborative poetry.  ever.  and if we do, we should most certainly not present it to someone as a sign of our affection.

lyrics of the day: wait there, i'll be right back/down in times square, it's a heart attack/all the feeling makes you feel so new/trees fall and so do men/even the walls start caving in/and you feel like there's no pretend for you/  -falling, ben kweller

word of the day: cake

random thought of the day: to me, everything's a dinosaur.

okay, what is up with bus signs?  i mean, come on now, lets be reasonable...you're at a c-train station.  you see a bus sign by the curb with the number 52 on it.  you wait by the sign.  would you not expect that bus number fifty-two would eventually come along?  but no, turns out #5-2 arrives in the lower parking lot at an unmarked location near the sidewalk.  now lets say you have a wedding cake with you.  and lets say the day is very warm.  and let's say that, because of the misplaced signs, you were waiting for the numeroh fifty two-oh for a very long time.  what do you think would happen to your wedding cake?  if you think the icing would melt and sag down at the bottom into a hideous sort of puddle thing, youd be right.  and you can trust me on this, i know.  i even have witnesses.  as for the reasons why someone like me would be carrying a wedding cake outside in the heat at a bus stop...id say those are entirely irrelevant.  and...confidential.  and not to be revealed by any of those persons who might be privy to such info.  so NO TELLAGE.

today is friday.  tomorrow is saturday.  the day next is sunday, which is also the day that i leave and NEVER SEE ANY OF YOU EVER AGAIN.  but only if by never i mean august, and by again i mean then.  if that made any sense at all.

hmv advertisements are never allowed to look like anyone i know.  and if they do, noone is ever allowed to point it out to me.  it creeps me out like nobodys business.  [who is this "nobody"?  and what sort of "business" does he/she/it have that is so creepy?  nobody knows.       ...crap.]

i seriously wish i had little brothers just so i could steal their toys.  boys get all the cool stuff.  action figures, water guns, light sabres, hot wheels...the list goes on, my friends.  the list goes on.

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